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Q: How do you know you're insane?
A: You buy a belly painting kit when you're pregnant.
You know, no one cares that you're pregnant? Aren't you aware that there's already 6.7 billion human beings on this planet causing untold irreparable harm. ;-)
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For those special moments when the one gun just isn't enough to satisfy her? WTF.
Notice it's got room for another clip...
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